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040 _cQCPL
082 _a613.69
100 1 _aPiven, Joshua
_eauthor
245 1 4 _aThe worst-case scenario survival handbook
_b: work
_c/ by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht ; illustrations by Brenda Brown
264 1 _aSan Francisco :
_bChronicle Books,
_c2003
300 _a175 pages :
_billustrations
336 _2rdacontent
_atext
337 _2rdamedia
_aunmediated
338 _2rdacarrier
_avolume
490 _aWorst-case scenario survival handbook
505 0 _aIntroduction
505 0 _aThe interview
505 0 _aHow to identify a nightmare workplace
505 0 _aHow to get a job you're not qualified for
505 0 _aFancy restaurant
505 0 _aCEO
505 0 _aForklift operator
505 0 _aBrain surgeon
505 0 _aShoe salesperson
505 0 _aHow to survive the interview
505 0 _aIf you are late
505 0 _aIf you are asked a difficult or leading question
505 0 _aHow to know if you are tanking
505 0 _aHow to disguise a tattoo
505 0 _aHow to disguise a piercing
505 0 _aHow to fake a tattoo or piercing
505 0 _aPeople skills
505 0 _aHow to deal with a nightmare boss
505 0 _aThe control freak
505 0 _aThe buddy
505 0 _aThe workaholic
505 0 _aThe teller of bad jokes
505 0 _aHow to deal with a nightmare co-worker
505 0 _aThe talker
505 0 _aThe kiss-up
505 0 _aThe TMI (Too Much Information)
505 0 _aThe gossip
505 0 _aHow to deal with a nightmare customer
505 0 _aIrate retail customer
505 0 _aAbusive restaurant patron
505 0 _aHow to survive the office picnic
505 0 _aIf you become intoxicated
505 0 _aHow to make an impromptu toast
505 0 _aHow to survive a workplace romance
505 0 _aThe break-up
505 0 _aOn-the-job survival
505 0 _aHow to survive in a tiny workspace
505 0 _aCubicle
505 0 _aTruck cab
505 0 _aTollbooth
505 0 _aHow to sneak out of a meeting
505 0 _aSneak out in plain sight
505 0 _aSneak out using a distraction
505 0 _aCrawl under the table
505 0 _aHow to stay awake during a meeting
505 0 _aHow to cover your mistakes
505 0 _aExpunge a nasty e-mail
505 0 _aSalvage a coffee-stained document
505 0 _aSpill on a patron
505 0 _aFix a bad haircut
505 0 _aHow to survive if you are caught slacking
505 0 _aSurfing the web
505 0 _aAsleep at your desk
505 0 _aHow to survive a nightmare business trip
505 0 _aFlying in coach
505 0 _aLost luggage
505 0 _aCheap hotel
505 0 _aDull town
505 0 _aHow to enhance your stature
505 0 _aPretend you have an assistant
505 0 _aAttend meetings to which you are not invited
505 0 _aMove into an unoccupied office
505 0 _aAlter your business cards
505 0 _aUse props
505 0 _aLook busier than you are
505 0 _aStart a helpful rumor
505 0 _aHow to avoid downsizing
505 0 _aMake yourself seem indispensable
505 0 _aWorkplace emergencies
505 0 _aHow to treat workplace injuries
505 0 _aStapled finger
505 0 _aDeep-fryer burn
505 0 _aFinger cut on deli slicer
505 0 _aHow to retrieve a candy bar stuck in the lunchroom vending machine
505 0 _aHow to thwart a lunch thief
505 0 _aHow to spot a shoplifter
505 0 _aHow to thwart a shoplifter
505 0 _aHow to survive if trapped in
505 0 _aA bathroom
505 0 _aA supply closet
505 0 _aA walk-in freezer
505 0 _aA lion cage
505 0 _aHow to remove a tie caught in the document feeder
505 0 _aHow to fix a dented company vehicle
505 0 _aMake a glue puller
505 0 _aHow to restore a shredded document
505 0 _aHow to unclog the office toilet without a plunger
505 0 _aIf pushing the handle does not flush the toilet
505 0 _aHow to escape a stockroom avalanche
505 0 _aHow to extricate yourself from an avalanche
505 0 _aHow to clean up a spill in aisle seven
650 _aSurvival
_vHandbooks, manuals, etc.
650 _aSurvival
_vHumor
700 1 _aBorgenicht, David
_eauthor
700 1 _aBrown, Brenda
_eillustrator
942 _2ddc
_cBOOK
690 _aHumor