TY - BOOK AU - Scalzi,John TI - Uncle John's presents book of the dumb 2 SN - 1592232698 U1 - 808.88 PY - 2004///] CY - San Diego, California PB - Portable Press KW - Wit and humor KW - Anecdotes N1 - Includes bibliographical references; Big dummy on campus; Blame it one the fame; Chug-a-lug!; Dumbing in the family; Edu-ma-cation; Government goofs; Hi-tech half-wits; A hunk, a hunk of burnin' dumb; The law is blind, not dumb; Morons and motor vehicles; Outsmarted by animals; Political pinheads; Romancing the stoned; Sex and other naked activities; Stupidity is my business, and business is good; The thrill of victory, the agony of stupidity; Till dumb do us part; Tips for stupid criminals; Travel travails; Dim bulbs in bright lights; The annals of ill-advised television ER -