The worst-case scenario survival handbook : work
Piven, Joshua
The worst-case scenario survival handbook : work / by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht ; illustrations by Brenda Brown - 175 pages : illustrations - Worst-case scenario survival handbook .
Introduction The interview How to identify a nightmare workplace How to get a job you're not qualified for Fancy restaurant CEO Forklift operator Brain surgeon Shoe salesperson How to survive the interview If you are late If you are asked a difficult or leading question How to know if you are tanking How to disguise a tattoo How to disguise a piercing How to fake a tattoo or piercing People skills How to deal with a nightmare boss The control freak The buddy The workaholic The teller of bad jokes How to deal with a nightmare co-worker The talker The kiss-up The TMI (Too Much Information) The gossip How to deal with a nightmare customer Irate retail customer Abusive restaurant patron How to survive the office picnic If you become intoxicated How to make an impromptu toast How to survive a workplace romance The break-up On-the-job survival How to survive in a tiny workspace Cubicle Truck cab Tollbooth How to sneak out of a meeting Sneak out in plain sight Sneak out using a distraction Crawl under the table How to stay awake during a meeting How to cover your mistakes Expunge a nasty e-mail Salvage a coffee-stained document Spill on a patron Fix a bad haircut How to survive if you are caught slacking Surfing the web Asleep at your desk How to survive a nightmare business trip Flying in coach Lost luggage Cheap hotel Dull town How to enhance your stature Pretend you have an assistant Attend meetings to which you are not invited Move into an unoccupied office Alter your business cards Use props Look busier than you are Start a helpful rumor How to avoid downsizing Make yourself seem indispensable Workplace emergencies How to treat workplace injuries Stapled finger Deep-fryer burn Finger cut on deli slicer How to retrieve a candy bar stuck in the lunchroom vending machine How to thwart a lunch thief How to spot a shoplifter How to thwart a shoplifter How to survive if trapped in A bathroom A supply closet A walk-in freezer A lion cage How to remove a tie caught in the document feeder How to fix a dented company vehicle Make a glue puller How to restore a shredded document How to unclog the office toilet without a plunger If pushing the handle does not flush the toilet How to escape a stockroom avalanche How to extricate yourself from an avalanche How to clean up a spill in aisle seven
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Survival--Handbooks, manuals, etc.
Survival--Humor
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The worst-case scenario survival handbook : work / by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht ; illustrations by Brenda Brown - 175 pages : illustrations - Worst-case scenario survival handbook .
Introduction The interview How to identify a nightmare workplace How to get a job you're not qualified for Fancy restaurant CEO Forklift operator Brain surgeon Shoe salesperson How to survive the interview If you are late If you are asked a difficult or leading question How to know if you are tanking How to disguise a tattoo How to disguise a piercing How to fake a tattoo or piercing People skills How to deal with a nightmare boss The control freak The buddy The workaholic The teller of bad jokes How to deal with a nightmare co-worker The talker The kiss-up The TMI (Too Much Information) The gossip How to deal with a nightmare customer Irate retail customer Abusive restaurant patron How to survive the office picnic If you become intoxicated How to make an impromptu toast How to survive a workplace romance The break-up On-the-job survival How to survive in a tiny workspace Cubicle Truck cab Tollbooth How to sneak out of a meeting Sneak out in plain sight Sneak out using a distraction Crawl under the table How to stay awake during a meeting How to cover your mistakes Expunge a nasty e-mail Salvage a coffee-stained document Spill on a patron Fix a bad haircut How to survive if you are caught slacking Surfing the web Asleep at your desk How to survive a nightmare business trip Flying in coach Lost luggage Cheap hotel Dull town How to enhance your stature Pretend you have an assistant Attend meetings to which you are not invited Move into an unoccupied office Alter your business cards Use props Look busier than you are Start a helpful rumor How to avoid downsizing Make yourself seem indispensable Workplace emergencies How to treat workplace injuries Stapled finger Deep-fryer burn Finger cut on deli slicer How to retrieve a candy bar stuck in the lunchroom vending machine How to thwart a lunch thief How to spot a shoplifter How to thwart a shoplifter How to survive if trapped in A bathroom A supply closet A walk-in freezer A lion cage How to remove a tie caught in the document feeder How to fix a dented company vehicle Make a glue puller How to restore a shredded document How to unclog the office toilet without a plunger If pushing the handle does not flush the toilet How to escape a stockroom avalanche How to extricate yourself from an avalanche How to clean up a spill in aisle seven
081183578
Survival--Handbooks, manuals, etc.
Survival--Humor
613.69